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Emma

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It sure is hard to type with these hooves!

#squirrelthoughts

Here’s a picture of a fat squirrel taking a nap on a tiny branch. It’s way hot out and at first I thought this squirrel might actually be dead or dying from heat. But he scampered away after I opened … Continue reading

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Brain Aneurysm

When I pick Tony up from work, I drive by a tattoo and body piercing shop called Kaleidoscope. There’s a big sign on the building about body piercing. The sign features a graphic that is supposed to look like a … Continue reading

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Women’s Equality Day

This Spanx catalog cover makes me wanna barf. I don’t believe that this is what the Founding Fathers, or the people who fought in the Revolutionary War, would have wanted for us. In fact, I’m pretty sure if someone had … Continue reading

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